I Love My Boobs the Way They Are

I'm flat.

Yes, I'm flat as in I-don't-even-fill-an-A-cup-flat. Embarrassing? Maybe for some, but for me? Nope. Granted, some girls may hate being this flat, and some guys may not even care to look at them, but I love them. Why? Because they're mine, and truthfully, I wouldn't change that for some man. (Yes, note the italicized font.)

This actually started a couple of weeks ago when my mum got a pair of breast implants along with a tummy tuck. It was something she's been wanting to do for awhile (and good for her). So, while visiting her, she turned to me and asked, "Why don't you get your boobs done?"
Me: No mom, I don't want to. They're okay the way they are.
Mum: You don't know anything. You'll look nicer. Get dad to buy you a pair.
Me: No. Besides, if a guy doesn't like them, I can always find someone else.
Mum: Oh you don't know anything. You have to learn how to make your man happy and keep him. You can't just leave him and move onto someone else. When you get older, you can't just find someone else.
Me: No, that's okay mom.

Am I naive for functioning under the belief that if a man really likes you, he wouldn't care what size your boobs are? You know, as long as they're sensitive and serve some sort of function, shouldn't that be fine? Despite all this - A cups are awesome for a slew of reasons:

1. A-cups won't sag when we're 80 and comparing our new meds for our skin tags, spots, and whatever other medical conditions that we'll have.
2. We can go bra-less and not worry about falling out. So go ahead and run around bra-less; it's not distracting or tasteless!
3. They're cute!
4. We'll be forever young. (Even if we feel like we're still in our teens...)
5. Our backs don't hurt from the extra weight.
6. Oh yeah, and they're ours. We don't have to worry about men liking us because we're an appetizing slab of meat. We can assume that they like us for our brains and personalities right? *crosses fingers*
7. No stretch marks.

So yes, even if that top looks strange on us because we don't have the necessary fat to fill it in just right, we must admit it - they're awesome because they're ours. Love what you have.

Again, am I naive for functioning under the belief that if a man really likes you, he won't care what size your boobs are? How do you guys feel about your chest size?